How does someone convert to Wicca?

January 21st, 2012 by Guest Author Leave a reply »

Getting Venus and Odin to help my ancient witch coven cast a spell to summon a magickal fairy unicorn dragon spirit guide so we can fly around the Astral Realms and fight off the psychic vampyres with a mystical sword of healing light energy and give them enough karma to reincarnate on the next solstice sounds kinda fun.

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9 comments

  1. Jamlord says:

    Get a broom like Harry Potter and first take it for a spin.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I thought you were serious for a second. Troll.

  3. I'm white and proud American.. says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    Find God, bring him into your life.

  4. Anna LaBeads says:

    Start acting like an emo bltch and use it to rebel against your middle class parents.

  5. Adrian Joshua Revenito says:

    watching Harry Potter too much

  6. implumbus says:

    well…..sit in the corner with the stupid hat on and convert to wicca…even if you did….God will still love you and try to rescue you from your ignorance….

  7. Elirea Earthsong says:

    Thank you for mocking my religion, I can rest easy now, knowing there are rude individuals like you in the world keeping the balance….I was beginning to feel that there was too much acceptance of Witches in the world and things were getting all sorts of crazy! Thanks for clearing that up for me. *note sarcasm throughout*

    I send you blessings that Karma is not too harsh on you for this.

  8. Crystal clear says:

    And your purpose of mocking the religion of Wicca with such nonsesne is… ?

  9. Charlie Sheen PhD in Love says:

    Repeated blows to the head.

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